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Wednesday, May 17, 2006

God's insurance plan

A bit of inspired hilarity from David Plotz's blog about the Bible: regarding God's covenant with Noah (and mankind)...

"9:9-17. God announces His first covenant with man, that He will never again destroy the earth with a flood. He doesn't rule out other catastrophes. (God, apparently, is the opposite of an insurance company. He offers flood protection, but no other coverage.)"

Hilarious!

1 Comments:

  • At 8:01 AM, Anonymous product liability insurance said…

    Did you know that the rainbow is God's promise to Noah and all human that never again will the earth be flooded as it did in his life time. So take a good look next you see a rainbow and remember that :)

     

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